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Swimming Pool War Between Families in UK and Australia

I am also talking about the weather, here I am stuck in this horrible cold record breaking weather of UK and over in Australia my cousins are posting picture of themselves chilling in their swimming pools sipping on margaritas and getting a sun tan. What I mean is why cannot we have our Christmas in the summer?

It is not just about eating turkey, it is also about making that trip to central London in the freezing cold weather in New Year Eve, wearing your grand dad’s old Russian hat, along with two pairs of socks. I don’t mind wearing funny clothes but I don’t like the fact of Aussies wearing shorts and t-shirts on their New Years Eve, oh for god sake no I do not hate all of them, I just hate my family for posing in their swimming pool.

Sowhat I have decided is to win the lottery, somehow and then buy a flat or a house with indoor swimming pool, where I can take a pictures of me and friends in December time in our shorts. Erm might have to wait till my 50^th birthday. Then I will post the pictures and videos taken on to facebook, so that my CLOSEST family over in Australia can view it and admire the December of UK?

Buying and setting up might be as easy as my dream right now but then what willI do about maintaining it, all those products, like; swimming pool chemicals, swimming pool heaters, swimming pool covers, makes me think do I really want a swimming pool?.

Now that I have made my feelings heard, I should really learn how to swim, right?